When in Adelaide

WHEN YOU HEAR THAT BURNSIDE VILLAGE HAS BUILT ON TOP OF A TREE. AND IT’S NOW “DISTRESSED”.

WHEN YOU GET THE ‘SA QUALITY HOME IMPROVEMENTS’ AD STUCK IN YOUR HEAD

                            

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHOLE OF RUNDLE STREET IS CARPETED

                        

WHEN SOMEONE SUGGESTS HITTING THE REVOLVING DANCE FLOOR AT THE WOOLSHED

                                

WHEN YOU GO TO A PUB AND SEE THAT CLEARWAY ARE PLAYING

                             

WHEN SUBURBS ARE NAMED PARADISE, GOLDEN GROVE AND ROSEWATER…

      

AND THEN YOU ACTUALL GO THERE:

              

WHEN PRESENTED WITH A PIE FLOATER

              

GO TO A PARTY, TIME TO PLAY GOON OF FORTUNE.